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| Administrator | MorphGear is fun! | | |
| Covert | I'd rather be rich than stupid. - Jack Handey | | |
| Zero | There are two solutions to every problem: More duct tape, bigger hammer. | | |
| Zero | Japanese philosophy: The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It is merely twice as large as it needs to be. | | |
| Zero | "Multics was designed by real engineers and the Mac was designed by marketing visionaries, but Windows was designed by weenies." - Phil Agre | | |
| Zero | "Using encryption on the Internet is the equivalent of arranging an armored car to deliver credit-card information from someone living in a cardboard box to someone living on a park bench." - Gene Spafford | | |
| Zero | "If you sat a monkey down in front of a keyboard, the first thing typed would be a UNIX command." - Bill Lye | | |
| Zero | It has been said that there is no such thing as a bad computer - Only bad computer users. | | |
| Zero | You should never ever doubt what no one is quite sure about. | | |
| Zero | A person is smart. People are stupid. | | |
| Zero | "Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it." - Mark Twain | | |
| Zero | "No drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the sources of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power." - P. J. O'Rourke | | |
| Zero | "The government is extremely fond of amassing great quantities of statistics. These are raised to the nth degree, the cube roots are extracted, and the results are arranged into elaborate and impressive displays. What must be kept ever in mind, however, is that in every case, the figures are first put down by a village watchman, and he puts down anything he damn well pleases." - Sir Josiah Stamp | | |
| Zero | "I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. Goddammit, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, and slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes; working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man; no purpose or place. We have no Great War, no Great Depression. Our Great War is a spiritual war. Our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised by television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars - but we won't and we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off." - Tyler Durde | | |
| Zero | It is said that money is the root of all evil. I have found, however, that the lack of money is the cause of a great many more. | | |
| Zero | "When in doubt, take over the solar system." - Ferengi Proverb | | |
| Zero | The fact is that your computer is likely exactly as fast as it was the day you bought it. So long ago you were excited at the very prospect of owning something like the brick under your desk - Visions of beating your friends at Doom, Quake, and Descent at full speed with your new screaming machine danced in your head. Nothing inside the case of that computer has changed... Only your expectations of it. | | |
| amdzero | "Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves." -Abraham Lincoln | | |
| God | With great power comes great opportunities to abuse that power. -Black Mage | | |
| God | Sure is for those who have nothing to lose. -Anon | | |
| God | Nobody can sheep that straight. -In reference to Worms Armageddon | | |
| God | God speed is the equivalent to that of two doughnuts rolling down a hill. -Myself | | |
| God | Jesus saves...the rest of you take full damage. -???? | | |
| God | Nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. -Will Durant | | |
| God | When everyone is against you, it means your absolutely wrong...or absolutely right. -Albert Guiron | | |
| God | Eagles may soar, but weazels dont get sucked into jet engines. -John Benfield | | |
| God | That appears to be a +4 armor of kick-ass. -Red Mage | | |
| God | Gee, I just put everything into my "use swords to kill stuff" skill. -Fighter | | |
| God | To lose the fear of death, you must lose all regrets of dying. -Myself | | |
| Zero | The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity, but not in that order. | | |
| Zero | Smell too many roses... and you'll eventually inhale a bee. | | |
| Zero | Program - n. A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one's input into error messages. v. tr. To engage in a pastime similar to banging one's head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward. | | |
| Zero | "An idiot with a computer is a faster, better idiot." -- Rich Julius | | |
| Zero | "You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists." - Abbie Hoffman | | |
| program13 | "If not properly exterminated the dead get up and kill, the people they kill get up and kill" ~Dawn of The Dead | | |
| Alucard | you can try hard to not belive it... but you have a real life! | | |
| Alucard | stress? leave the stuff you cant get out of.. and try it later. that way youll have more luck | | |
| Alucard | never make a final version of a program, for people do not look for anything anymore. | | |
| Alucard | its always hard to buy a new pocket pc, for the compares may lie to you on the internet | | |
| Alucard | never let virual world of the pocketPC take your life away. | | |
| Alucard | it is not wise to start a game on easy mode, for youll never play it on normal or hard, and never will learn it. | | |
| Alucard | MorphGear is the BEST! | | |
| Alucard | finish your school! then you might end up as the administrator programming programs for others! | | |
| Alucard | we keep complaining the speed is slow. i met a man that didnt even had a computer | | |
| Alucard | he who doesnt have a computer will never complain about it | | |
| Alucard | the administator is a normal man.. so respect him! | | |
| Alucard | will there ever be a speed limit? no! if we reched the limit w would build it bigger and bigger | | |
| Alucard | he who think he is the best. will end up last place. | | |
| Alucard | a poor man doesnt have to be dumb.. infact maybe he is even smarter than you. | | |
| Alucard | even the best programmers cant make a perfect program. | | |
| Alucard | th end is near.. because i am here! | | |
| Alucard | why complaining about speed? slowness had its advantages too. | | |
| Alucard | why buying a faster PDA while you can make the programs for it faster? | | |
| Alucard | if a kid asks god for a playstation.. how would god know what it is? | | |
| Inkognito | Knowledge is not always useful | | |
| Inkognito | Information does not necessarily ease stupidity | | |
| Raynne413 | There are only two truly infinite things, the universe and human stupidity; I am unsure about the universe. -Albert Einstein- | | |
| program13 | Music tames the wild beast | | |
| program13 | Best way to clean CDs? Sandpaper. | | |
| program13 | Variety is the spice of life | | |
| Heatwave zero | you aint got but unless you got that jut "Sealab 2021" | | |
| beanburito | You Mess with The Bean You Get The Whole Burito | | |
| DarkGod | I-I need about tree fiddy | | |
| DarkGod | "I aint givin you no tree fiddy you goddam loch ness monsta!" | | |
| da1writer | Some decisions that you make, Determine all the paths you take... | | |
| da1writer | The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it cannot be done is interrupted by the person who is doing it... | | |
| da1writer | Dreams are easy, Reality is hard, When do dreams and reality blend together... | | |
| da1writer | Some questions should not be answered, and some answers should not be questioned... | | |
| da1writer | One needs not to speak to know what's on one's mind. | | |
| da1writer | You don't need to know one's adversary to know their motive...Chile Dogs, though art an evil foe... | | |
| da1writer | With a keen eye for details, one truth prevails...-Jimmy Kudo, Case Closed Series | | |
| da1writer | The best things in life are free - Mastercard commercial | | |
| da1writer | Laziness would be a good option in life...if some of us didn't have a job... | | |
| da1writer | Sometimes our minds freely wander... where do they go at times... | | |
| da1writer | When you start loosing your grip on reality, it means your either drunk or need sleep... Badly... | | |
| da1writer | The greater the Risks, the greater the Rewards- Lufia GBC | | |
| da1writer | When casting one's gaze towards the ground, one must look up at the sky once in a while... | | |
| da1writer | During these times of war, who decides when it's a good day to die... Is it the enemy... or is it up to us... | | |
| da1writer | To think, If we didn't have any ememies, Would our lives be any more interesting... | | |
| da1writer | The only difference between us all... are the friends we make and the friends we have... | | |
| da1writer | If we took the time to get to know a lot more people... How many friends would we all have? | | |
| da1writer | If you think you're extremely limited in many things, most cases, you may just not know your potential... | | |
| da1writer | What is one should be fighting against, one makes that question very difficult... -Gundam Seed | | |
| da1writer | What necessarily leads to happiness... Love or Money... it is never both. This means there is only one that is greater than the two... the mind does not know but the heart does... | | |
| da1writer | Some questions cause us to think as the answers cause us to wonder... | | |
| da1writer | With every obstacle in life, we learn and grow because of it... | | |
| da1writer | Do we gain wisdom... during the little times we have alone... even when thinking about this now... | | |
| da1writer | As we look back in life, do we regret certain things we have done... Sometimes we wish we could take back what we said... don't you? If there was some kind of way to change the past... would you do it? Moreover, what would your life... be now? | | |
| da1writer | Sometimes the unexpected things in life turn out to become a well thought out plan... | | |
| da1writer | As we slumber in the beds inside our rooms, what is happening outside of them as we sleep? | | |
| da1writer | If something speaks to thy soul, Does it not also touch your heart... | | |
| da1writer | Patience is actually very hard to come by because some people just don't have the time to use it... | | |
| da1writer | Honor can not be gained so easily, You must go through hardships to earn it... -Jett li | | |
| da1writer | If the line of life is suppose to be so straight... why does it, at times, bend and blurr... | | |
| da1writer | Time... may be short and might not be on our side, We all still try to make the most of what we have... | | |
| da1writer | If we take the small things in life too seriously, How can we laugh over the big things that come... | | |
| da1writer | Could a twist of Fate cause our turn on Destiny... | | |
| da1writer | Who determines who's the winnner or loser in battle, when the very war still rages on around them... | | |
| da1writer | There are some things about a subject that should be said, when absolutely no one says anything about the subject... | | |
| da1writer | All of us are waiting for something in life.What are you waiting for? | | |
| da1writer | It is man's destiny to meet and depart with others, over and over...Forever... | | |
| JuddMan | "The more things change the more they stay the same" - Magic Kingdom For Sale | | |
| da1writer | Be vigilant, be smart, be careful in the life we live in... | | |
| da1writer | What lies deep inside the truth, we ask ourselves this... It is the knowledge we seek, locked away with a key some can not find...yet some do and gain all. | | |
| da1writer | Your word is your bond, this bond of trust should NOT be broken... | | |
| da1writer | You have to do what you need to do to get through... | | |
| da1writer | One who makes waves should get thrown out the boat... | | |
| da1writer | As we look back, we think about what we could have done and as we look forward, we wonder what we can do... | | |
| da1writer | With one who did faulter, when will he be forgiven... | | |
| da1writer | To be shrouded in the light is safer than being in the shadow of darkness... | | |
| da1writer | Could a soft touch of love rub off on a person with the hardest heart... | | |
| joedaddy | While genius may have it's limitations, stupidity is not thus hindered | | |
| joedaddy | Some like to live life in the fast line, but I have more fun weaving in and out of traffic -my bro | | |
| invizibleyez | I would rather be judged on what I know than what I can prove I was taught | | |
| da1writer | Sometimes we build walls not to block out people, but to see who cares enough to knock them down... | | |
| da1writer | Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you nothing, one alone may repay you. -Madame de Tencin | | |
| da1writer | People are like snowflakes, were all unique, but at the core, we're all the same... -Koiyuki | | |